On the 19th of march the world stood still; Josef Fritzl the worlds premier Dungeon designer and iron chef of pounding pubescent pie was sentenced to life imprisonment for allegedly "raping" his daughter.
Josef was simply protecting his daughter and protect her he did, like a fine wine she was left to mature in fritzl's high tech cellar to be enjoyed by the master himself on various occasions
What the world seems to forget is the the practical applications that this so-called monster could be put towards; designing zoo's, prisons, children enclosures at playgrounds and swimming pools LETS NOT WASTE THIS NATIONAL RESOURCE .
Fritz'ls style of love was hard and fast, raw sexual energy and untamed virility that spawned no less then 7 children spanning a period of 24 years, this is further proof that Josef is not only a genius of organization and architecture but a virile genetic gold mine
Free this pioneer and make the world a better place