Ha ha just realized I posted pretty much the same thing as u. Guess great minds think alike (especially when it's 4/20)
Real talk tho, if u dont like alcohol, pussy & weed I suggest u pour at least 4 gallons of gasoline on ya self, light a match, set yourself on fire, casually walk to the highest building in a 50 mile radius of your current location, take the elevator to the very top floor, break a window with your face & jump out. #omgiloveit!!!